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"..I've been face-raped by space spiders..."
-during session
after watching Alien Vs Predator
"Hello. My name iz Bubba, and I shall be your Tentacle Monster for zee duration
of your stay."
-during session, after one party member (an elf) was locked into a room for all eternity with
a Tentacle Monster
"Illithid+Cat... Look! I created a NEKO FLAYER! Mmmmrrrowwwlllbbbb!!"
-...after
creating a picture of a half-cat, half-Mind Flayer. ^_^ Teehee... I'm so broken..
"Time. It holds us in its grasp like a giant koala with dentures. We are slaves. Slaves to Denture
Koala and his army of lightbulbs. Butternut poptarts are my favorite."
-Chef Brian
"I am a giant tomate filled with love. I have come to sell you a house made out of pancakes… And a garage
made from the souls of little children? …Yes. HISSSSS. Pork. The cactus shall call it stupendiferous! Let us achieve!
Jubilation!"
-Chef Brian & a Giant Tomatoe in a suit
The Morbid/Drow'n'Yuan-ti Campaign Quotes
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