"..I've been face-raped by space spiders..." -during session after watching Alien Vs Predator
My name iz Bubba, and I shall be your Tentacle Monster for zee duration of your stay." -during session, after one party member
(an elf) was locked into a room for all eternity with a Tentacle Monster
"Illithid+Cat... Look! I created a NEKO FLAYER!
Mmmmrrrowwwlllbbbb!!" -...after creating a picture of a half-cat, half-Mind Flayer. ^_^ Teehee... I'm so broken..